Hmm. So I will post publicly and see what is the problem with people not being able to read my posts. Normally everyone who comments is on my protected people list, but I suppose there are a few problems with that.
Jed, as you enjoyed the "little ditty" in the heading, i will now sing *pulls out banjo* the long, sad tale of the death of May Lotesse Bandybuck of the Shire. a.k.a- ...me!
*strums banjo* la La La La La La...
May Lotesse Brandybuck (rest) of the Shire, *snap snap snap*,
Was nothing but a dirty little liar! *snap snap snap*
She told (rest) the little children tales,
Of elven courage (rest) that fails,
But one dark nIGHT,
The lass got in a fight,
With a foe (rest) more deadly (rest) than she! (dun dun dun)
Altaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-riel. The EEEEEEllllven Belle. (dun dun dun dun.)
May Lotesse Brandybuck (rest) of the Shire, *snap snap snap*
Saw her situation (rest) was getting dire, *snap snap snap*
As the elven maid reached out,
The lass gave out a shout,
For now (rest) she had her (rest) by the THROAT! (dun dun dun.)
Altaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-riel. The. El. ven. Belle.
May Lotesse Brandybuck (rest) of the Shire, *snap snap snap*
Slowly now began to (rest) expire, *snap snap snap*
Her breath came out in gasps,
As a shadow slowly passed,
Over her once bright and twinkling... eyes.
[slowly, mournfully]
And sooooooooo ends May Lotesse. Brandybuck.
Oooooooooooooooof theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
[gaily, clapping and hopping aroung]
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire!
*gasps for breath*
There you have it! Altariel is the alias of Claire, who which she and May have a, friendly rivalry. The effects of lack of sleep, to much caffiene, and a area with scope for the imagination produced this song from both Claire and I, which has become my death and theme song since about a year ago. Aren't we ingenious children? *everyone cringes*  If you ever see me with time on me hands, yuo may ask me to sing it for you. It's a very addictive song.
Do tell me what to write about! I want to make peoples days happier, and already I have run out of things to amuse you with! What would you enjoy reading about? Do comment.
I hope this post has not endagered you in any way, and will not affect your life drastically in any negative or harming way. *somebody reading this gets suddenly stabbed* Ahem.
Tata luvs!
~may | 
